Funniest Friendship Quotes

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.